It has been sprung upon us with extremely short notice, but the ozfortress season 27 Premier Grand Final is upon us tonight! BUTTERFLY EFFECT have looked strong all season, featuring a roster stacked to the brim with talent and lan experience, but haven't looked completely unbeatable. Defending champions happy feet will be riding momentum from their intense come from behind win over NoG in the semifinal and will certainly be keen to cause an upset.
Join host yachty, casters Ghost and dubious alongside analyst essence and vanquish with Termite on production of this Bo5 epic, as we find out who will be the champions of the closest ozfortress season in recent years.
I have taken the liberty to ask both teams what their thoughts are on this upcoming match, and from the below quotes, hostility is evident. This will make for an enthralling match that is one for the ages.
[18:04]down: I feel as if the opposition team will stand no chance against the likes of happy feet. Redcoat and I have been practicing our techniques on the battlefield, with support from lau. We feel that our abilities to outperform and last longer without tilting are preeminent in our success. Over the past 3 days, I have employed various steps to ensure success tonight, including dying my hair a rich red and listening to Father of the Bride by Vampire Weekend for the past 56 hours. It is due to the aforementioned reasons that I wholeheartedly believe that we mutilate their corpses. I'd consider them as merely procaryotic lifeforms that do not deserve oxygen in this wasteland. As a result, I expect nothing less than to stomp on the backs of these rats with an emphatic 5-0 roll on what I consider to be a best of 3. I'd go as far as to say that a BONES PUG will pose more of a challenge than the match itself, as I will be putting Spade in my blunt constantly.
[18:56]Spade: After demo-reviewing down and redcoat's abilities with one another, I feel no pressure in this upcoming match as they pose no threat to me nor my team. I have 5 ping, which gives me an evolutionary advantage against these primates who have been known to say "UGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH". This should be enough evidence alone to suggest that the opponents have the cognitive capabilities of Phineas Gage in comparison to my superior intellect in every facet of the game. Unlike the zoo animals we are facing tonight, we will not be relying on deathmatch-heavy strategies, rather we will choose to implement good-old-fashioned team play that has stood the test of time with many years to come. When asked for the prediction of the match, I was tempted to say a mere 5-0 on every map, however, I thought it was appropriate to mention that the 5 represents my teams combined ping and the 0 represents the combined IQ of those gorillas.
For any queries regarding this GF, refer to Ghost#2881.
It has been sprung upon us with extremely short notice, but the ozfortress season 27 Premier Grand Final is upon us tonight! BUTTERFLY EFFECT have looked strong all season, featuring a roster stacked to the brim with talent and lan experience, but haven't looked completely unbeatable. Defending champions happy feet will be riding momentum from their intense come from behind win over NoG in the semifinal and will certainly be keen to cause an upset.
Join host yachty, casters Ghost and dubious alongside analyst essence and vanquish with Termite on production of this Bo5 epic, as we find out who will be the champions of the closest ozfortress season in recent years.
I have taken the liberty to ask both teams what their thoughts are on this upcoming match, and from the below quotes, hostility is evident. This will make for an enthralling match that is one for the ages.
[18:04]down: I feel as if the opposition team will stand no chance against the likes of happy feet. Redcoat and I have been practicing our techniques on the battlefield, with support from lau. We feel that our abilities to outperform and last longer without tilting are preeminent in our success. Over the past 3 days, I have employed various steps to ensure success tonight, including dying my hair a rich red and listening to Father of the Bride by Vampire Weekend for the past 56 hours. It is due to the aforementioned reasons that I wholeheartedly believe that we mutilate their corpses. I'd consider them as merely procaryotic lifeforms that do not deserve oxygen in this wasteland. As a result, I expect nothing less than to stomp on the backs of these rats with an emphatic 5-0 roll on what I consider to be a best of 3. I'd go as far as to say that a BONES PUG will pose more of a challenge than the match itself, as I will be putting Spade in my blunt constantly.
[18:56]Spade: After demo-reviewing down and redcoat's abilities with one another, I feel no pressure in this upcoming match as they pose no threat to me nor my team. I have 5 ping, which gives me an evolutionary advantage against these primates who have been known to say "UGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH". This should be enough evidence alone to suggest that the opponents have the cognitive capabilities of Phineas Gage in comparison to my superior intellect in every facet of the game. Unlike the zoo animals we are facing tonight, we will not be relying on deathmatch-heavy strategies, rather we will choose to implement good-old-fashioned team play that has stood the test of time with many years to come. When asked for the prediction of the match, I was tempted to say a mere 5-0 on every map, however, I thought it was appropriate to mention that the 5 represents my teams combined ping and the 0 represents the combined IQ of those gorillas.
For any queries regarding this GF, refer to Ghost#2881.
Hopefully we get another 5 map thriller. Don't let me down boys.
Hopefully we get another 5 map thriller. Don't let me down boys.
When I look at happy feet all I see is half a dozen cans of baked beans waiting to be pried open and devoured.
When I look at happy feet all I see is half a dozen cans of baked beans waiting to be pried open and devoured.
Essence
guess which quote is fake and which is real
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guess which quote is fake and which is real