also known as the -tbh. gang (in honor of the legendary word tbh. (with a full stop))
we are gamers with work schedules, so we will only play match days and scrim weekends if we feel like it
main please do not put us in advanced i will cry if u do
scouts: jayy, tosm
soldiers: antlers, deltamarket (antlers will never be allowed to play pocket)
demo: chaseduck
medic: squidie
sports psychologist, water boy, and b4nny fucker: THE__BILLDOZER (buy his gaming chair)
team manager: mags
pros:
playing valorant with us means you can instalock duelist and be carried by jayy and antlers
antlers will take you on rock climbing dates for tinder photoshoots
you can be on antlers' bball team since jayy cant hit airshots
cons
antlers cannot be on kritz ubers or solo exchanges (uberphobic)
meat shots are no longer at the front desk.
jayy wrote this and asked me to post i promise im not saying stuff like "tbh full stop"
EDIT: we’ve finalized our main roster and are still LF subs or ringers who don’t mind us losing to high IM teams and pugscrims